I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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