so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Send help, water and tortillas.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
