For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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