Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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