Pregnant stripper...not hot.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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