But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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