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I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
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