Plan B is the new Plan A
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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