i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.