Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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