Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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