the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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