What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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