I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
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Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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