The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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