She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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