Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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