So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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