eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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