Hey man sorry I got all grabby
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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