scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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