I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Come share oat with me in your robe
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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