im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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