that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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