Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Randomize
