i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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