did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Randomize
