69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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