ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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