turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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