we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
