I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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