What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
