I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
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You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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