Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
