you're like a bully in the Christmas story
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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