How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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