Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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