Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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