Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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