quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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