Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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