guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
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my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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