It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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