If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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