"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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