no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
It's shark week go big or go home
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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