They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Randomize
