in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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