So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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