my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Sext me about skeletons
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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