i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He? As in you personified your dick?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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