How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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