Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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