Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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