did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
you win again, gameday.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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