did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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