It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
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last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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